Disturbing Images

These are real photos from an actual catalog from the year 2008. What old biddies run this company??? -and why does my mom have their catalog??? I was having too much fun looking at all the wonderful stuff I could be buying, (birthday gift ideas???) and decided I needed to share a few of my favorite "Must Have" items! Their phone collection alone was ...inspiring?

Exhibit A: Butterfly Telephone

"Make every phone call a special event when you make and take calls.... Just answering this phone can make you feel like an

old-time movie star."

They got the "old-time" right.

Exhibit B: Adobe Telephone

"...this unique telephone that combines the best of new technology and ancient design...."

Another Exhibit A: Big Game Telephone

"Perfect for calling a 'deer' friend!..."

I can just picture this in Tanya's basement under the huge

elk head. Oh, YEAH!!!

Now, if none of these telephones are just right for you,

I'll leave with the Top Must Have:

"Transform your unsightly appliances in seconds with a slipsover especially designed to beautify your laundry area. Crafted of polyester/cotton in yellow and blue floral pattern and trimmed with polka dots and ruffles..."

So Yes, the "Washer & Dryer Stylish Slipcovers" beat out the "Hummingbird Commode Set." Oh, they had me at polka dots and ruffles! For ordering information- And A Greater Selection!!!, go to http://www.collectionsetc.com/